Crocky Jokes

Going for a fun day out at The Crocky Trail? Why not start the fun and laughter on the journey there with these hilarious crocodile jokes for all the family.

 

What do you call a crocodile in a vest?

An investi-gator

Why don’t crocodiles like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!

What do you call a crocodile with GPS?

A Navi-gator

Who gives crocodiles presents at Christmas?

Santa Jaws

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a rooster?

A croc-a-doodle-do

Why are crocodiles comedians so funny?

Because their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth

What’s a crocodiles favourite game?

Snap!

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-gator

What was the nerd crocodiles favourite programming language?

Jaw-va