Jokes For All The Family

Going for a fun day out at The Crocky Trail these school holidays? Why not start the fun and laughter on the journey there with these hilarious jokes for all the family?

 

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator!

 

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogey in it!

 

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrr!

 

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!

 

What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?

Cool music!

 

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me and we will go places!

 

Why is Basketball such a messy sport?

Because you dribble on the floor!

 

Where does a tree store their stuff?

In their trunk!

 

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

 

What animal needs to wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

 

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

 

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

 

We thought they were great! For more fun and laughter visit us at The Crocky Trail!