Brainteasers For Kids

Tired of hearing “Are we there yet?” every 30 seconds?

Why not keep the kids entertained on the journey to The Crocky Trail with some brainteasers. We’ve put a few together for you:



1.What gets wetter the more it dries?

2. A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for 3 days and rode out on Friday? How was that possible?

3. What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?

4. What has to be broken before you can use it?

5. What belongs to you but is used more by others?

6. What goes up but never comes down?

7. Which is heavier, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?

8. Timmy’s mother had three children. The first was named April, the next was named May. What was the name of the third child?

9. If you are running in a race and pass the person in second place, what place are you in?

10. What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?



1. A towel

2. Friday was the name of the horse!

3. A clock

4. An egg

5. Your name

6. Your age

7. The same – a pound is a pound!

8. Timmy of course!

9. Second place

10. A coat of paint

Jokes For All The Family

Going for a fun day out at The Crocky Trail these school holidays? Why not start the fun and laughter on the journey there with these hilarious jokes for all the family?


What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator!


How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogey in it!


Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrr!


What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!


What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?

Cool music!


What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me and we will go places!


Why is Basketball such a messy sport?

Because you dribble on the floor!


Where does a tree store their stuff?

In their trunk!


What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!


What animal needs to wear a wig?

A bald eagle!


Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!


Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!


We thought they were great! For more fun and laughter visit us at The Crocky Trail!

Name The New Crocky Trail Ride To Win A Family Annual Pass!

The Crocky Trail team have been hard at work in order to bring you a brand new ride for 2016, and we want you to name it.

But we must warn you, it’s not for the faint hearted….


Can you guess what it is and are you brave enough to have a go? Well, the new ride takes 3 people at a time so you can always hold a friend or family members hand and you can be amongst the first people to have a go if you come along to The Crocky Trail in the next 2 weeks.

Name The New Crocky Trail Ride

So get your thinking caps on, and see what you can come up with. How about Crocky-Mc-Crock-Face? Or perhaps The Crocky Drop? You get the idea! To enter your name and be in with a chance of winning, you’ll just need to come along, grab a form, and let us know your name, email address and of course the name you’ve come up with.

The Prize

The winner will get a plaque on the ride “Named By….” PLUS an unlimited FREE 12 MONTH FAMILY PASS – you and your family can visit The Crocky Trail as many times as you want, for free all year!

Why not bring your mates with you to show them your plaque!

See you there!